A re decedunt

This website now has an official seal, i.e., this. Characteristically, it has an inverted Medusa, red-and-black, vague cacophony of semi-mythological symbols, and random latin. I mean c'mon... what else does a seal need, right?

What this means for you is that you can now get an official seal of approval from me. So incentive for y'all to play nice.

The Desert Sheikh's Secret Virgin Mistress

Apart from the fact that this is simply the maximum number of images I have ever had to work through in my first encounter with a title, there is also the intrigue... what exactly is secret? The fact that she (presumably) is a virgin? Or that she (ditto) is a mistress? And who is it a secret for? I mean the former can't be a secret for her, and the latter can't be for her and him. Us? So why bother reading?

And to think this is all explained away in 124 pages... the human mind is a wonder!