I announce my presence, hereafter, on this blog.
I genuinely doubt (alternatively use 'hope') that any of you are aware of the blood relation between Betty and myself unless you are more intimately acquainted with either of us, in which case you have my pity. From now this 'web netted from threads taken out of thin air' will also host some of my sporadic ... posts?... articles?... pearls?...convictions?... epiphany?... Never mind.
Just so you know.
Well, it will definitely be amusing...
I am sure you will welcome my ________(fill from the above options) with applause and comments (a non-subtle hint. Take it.)
Thank you.
I genuinely doubt (alternatively use 'hope') that any of you are aware of the blood relation between Betty and myself unless you are more intimately acquainted with either of us, in which case you have my pity. From now this 'web netted from threads taken out of thin air' will also host some of my sporadic ... posts?... articles?... pearls?...convictions?... epiphany?... Never mind.
Just so you know.
Well, it will definitely be amusing...
I am sure you will welcome my ________(fill from the above options) with applause and comments (a non-subtle hint. Take it.)
Thank you.